January 2010
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Horray for neck pillows
with this new neck pillow my mom got me, now I can fall asleep on my chair sans cramps! ahahaha…haha is that even a good thing…
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“Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the...”
– Sheldon Cooper
“What exactly does that expression mean, “friends with benefits”?...”
– Sheldon Cooper
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“One more thing. It’s on, bitch.”
– Sheldon Cooper
“Engineering: where the noble semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those...”
– Sheldon Fucking Cooper; King of Awesome
“Forget your suit. Look at my arms flailing. I’m like a flamingo on Ritalin”
– Sheldon Cooper
“In my spare time, I, uh, read to the blind. And I’m also a mento for kids.”
– Joey Tribbiani
“She calls me moon-pie because I’m nummy-nummy and she could eat me up!”
– Sheldon
“Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.”
– Sheldon
