Sometimes when people order fries, they act like it’s a little adventure. They’ll be like: “Should we get a plate of fries for the table? Should we do it? Should we share some fries?”. They gotta make sure that everyone’s on board with it. It’s like: “If I get fries, you’ll have a couple right? If I get fries for the table you’ll— I know you’ll have fries if I get fries - Should we do it? Yeah, let’s be bad. Come on, let’s do it. Alright we’re gonna take a plate of fries!”
It’s like a group of couples agreeing to do ecstasy together.

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